Grumpy Cat. How a sour-faced puss can make you smile so much is beyond me, but his Garfield like attitude is wonderful. It sounds like in real life he's actually just a lovable kitty with a form of dwarfism, and his family is pretty protective of him, making sure he has a normal private life. It's pretty heartwarming to read about him.
Oh, and Piers Morgan is off the air. Maybe he'll move back to Great Britain where he can argue for banning knives and claw hammers. I'm sure he'll be just as irrelevant there.